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tenaciouswritingdragon
You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.
thefirstanomally
The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.
In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.
The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.
The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.
amishsicario
yd12k
the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy
the-haiku-bot
Posts like this will be
lost if Tumblr goes through with
their “no more threads” plan.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
ellililunch
AO3 users, how many bookmarks do you have?
none
1-50
51-100
101-250
251-500
501-1,000
1,001-2,500
2,501-5,000
5,001-10,000
10,000+
I'm curious about how other people interact with ao3!
Feel free to reblog with the exact number in the notes 😂
hostilemuppet
idk if unalive has ever helped anyone not get banned from any website but it is impossible for me to separate it from deadpool in that one episode of that one animated spiderman show
